Come on Soriano, stop being such an ass

Dude, suck it up and move to left field. You’re new in town, we’re not just going to roll out the red carpet for you to play second base. We already have Vidro, who’s an all-star. You are quickly becoming persona non grata in this town and if you don’t start doing this for the team you’ll be hearing nothing but a chorus of boos each time you’re up at the plate. Get your ass out there if Frank Robinson tells you to head out to left field. You know what happens to people that have normal jobs when they refuse to do work…they get fired. And if you don’t prove that you’re here to help everyone out, well then get the hell out of town. You’re not going to be wanted.

Go Team Japan

Unknown White Male