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“I’m looking for Jack Bauer” ... he really said that in the debate. That’s classic.

Mark my words…the only reason George P Bush (Dubya’s nephew, Jeb Bush’s son) is joining the Naval reserve is so he can have military experience on his resume for when he runs for office. I guarantee it.

You’re not running for President of Canada (er, Prime Minister)...Stephen Harper has got that job locked up. So why are you joining a Facebook group called British Columbia for John Edwards. Vancouver is supposed to be cool…kind of like Hollywood for the north…and Whistler has great skiing. But, uh…Canadians can’t vote for you. I also saw a group called Eritreans for Edwards and Velociraptors for Edwards. For those of you that remember Jurassic Park, you’re well aware that you should always stay on a velociraptors good side, so Edwards, you should pander to those two groups as well.

Are you kidding me? Mugshot Delay is in negotiations to head back to Washington as a lobbyist for the American Conservative Union .

I just cast my vote in the DC Democratic primary and the only thing I was required to do to prove my identity was sign next to my name. Well, ok then, I probably should have voted twice, or at least signed in under a cooler name. “That’s Bon Jovi…Jon…it’s under ‘B’”. I asked the woman behind the desk if she needed any sort of verification, to which she replied, “this is who you said you were right?” pointing to my name. Unbelievable.

Did you know that when Andrew Jackson was running for President, he was so disliked by his opponents that they publicly called him a jackass. Jackson was such a fan of this image that he adopted it as his own, which is how the Democrats came to take the donkey as their mascot.

Are you crazy? Publicly stating that the future of New Orleans is as a “Chocolate City” and that New Orleans should be a predominantly African-American city. Mayor Nagin…you’ve just tanked any future political aspirations you may have.

The average person probably has no clue who the hell is on the Senate Judiciary committee, so here’s the list of senators, where they’re from (and where they went to college)